Whats up danger?

Once more I’ve been feeling the first semester blues. You would think that after 3 years of college I’d have it figured out by now but that’s life. To cope with stress (or perhaps avoid it) I’ve been posting A LOT more videos than normal. Florida pre-paid finally came in so I finally had some overdue money. I put most in savings and allotted myself $100. The next day I receive a text from my mother saying a letter had arrived stating that I was to immediately pay Disney Movie Club $95. So let’s go back two years.

I’m 18, I believe Disney is an honest company, and I learn about the Disney Movie Club. It states that you can get 5 movies for $1 each, then they will send you promos and such in the mail. Makes sense. I skimmed through the legal text and didn’t see anything atrocious so I signed up.

This is the website today, which has since added the “how it works” page which very sneakily hides the conditions at the bottom.

I got my 5 movies. Great. I of course started getting the promotional emails and mail. I was able to unsubscribe from the emails but not the mail. Poor trees. I also found out that you had to respond to EVERY letter they sent or else you’d be auto charged for whatever new movie they were selling. To avoid this I changed the credit card number to a fake one. This worked, but the mail kept coming. I resolved this by changing it to a fake mailing address. It was at this time that I learned that I HAD to buy 5 movies AT FULL PRICE. That was bad for a broke college student. So I did my best to avoid it until the two year contract that I “signed up for” expired, in which they sent a collection agency after me.

Fine. I’ll pay it. Clearly Disney needs the money more than I do. I think its worth stating that Universal makes no such back stabbing offers. You can add this to my Universally Better list (which you can read here)

Today I watched the Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse movie, which I had bought prior to this incident, and got more emotional than I probably should of. One song especially resonated with me.

I go hard wit’ it no matter how dark it is
If I’m crazy, I’m on my own
If I’m waitin’, it’s on my throne
If I sound lazy, just ignore my tone
‘Cause I’m always gonna answer when you call my phone
Like, what’s up, danger? (Danger)
Like, what’s up, danger?

From What’s Up Danger by Blackway & Black Caviar

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