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How to decipher ride down times

For some reason, if you ask ride operators at most themeparks how long a ride will be down for, or why, they will refuse to give you a straight answer. It’s almost as if they don’t expect guests to understand the technical reasons a ride might be down, or they themselves don’t completely know the status of what is going on!


What’s especially frustrating for us as ride operators, is most guests assume that ride down times are because of a malfunction or something breaking. In my experience so far however, 70-80% of ride delays (excluding weather) are because of GUESTS.

Granted, most guests are good, but here are just a few things I’ve seen cause down times: guest sneaks prohibited item onto ride, guest freaks out after ride started and demands to get out (even on the calmest attractions), guest comes into unload area from the exit, guest gets off the ride while it’s in motion, guest passes out on ride, guest jumps onto ride track from load, guest gets off ride on the wrong side, guest lost an important item on ride, etc. Yes, I’ve seen all of this happen in just 2 months.

Vague answerTranslation
We expect to re-open later today
We recommend you stay in line
Brief delay
Short down time. Usually back operational in 30 minutes or less
We do not know when we will re-openThis means literally nothing
We have been closed for over an hour
*Loud scraping sound*
*Fire alarm*
Major technical issue, and/or ride evacuation
Closed for the dayMajor technical issue, will not re-open today
At capacityThe queue is too full, may re-open if it’s over an hour until closing
*Vehicles stop*Could be literally anything. Sometimes a ride stops to load someone with a disability.

Either way, the best course of action to take is to not try squeezing answers out of ride operators. There is almost always an app that you can check the status of attractions. Most importantly, do not hang around the area hoping to be the first one in. This clogs the walkway for other guests, wastes time, and stresses out staff.

The last suit I’ll ever wear

Now I’m back, like before

I have fought the fight and won the war

For their love, for their praise

And I’ll love them ’til my dying days

When I was gone, I went mad

So I didn’t throw away this thing we had

‘Cause when push came to shove

I sent a well written resume to remind you of my love

A parody of “You’ll Be Back

I completed my bachelors at the University of South Florida in Communications. I’m back at Universal Orlando Resort, after almost two years. Click here if you want to read about that. I now work at Men in Black: Alien Attack The Universe and You!

This time, half the training was online, whereas before it was all in-person. I must admit its a bit weird to not be spending every day working on college work… That is now replaced with gratuitous feet pain. Also, I have completed major maintenance on the website. For whatever reason a lot of stuff in the back-end broke, (plugin and theme updates, modules missing) so I fixed it all.

Let’s Rok(enbok)

I recently re-discovered a toy I had wanted when I was younger, Rokenbok. Someone had setup their Rokenbok to be playable over the internet, via surrogate.tv (check it out here). After playing that 30+ times, I decided to look into getting some of my own. Sadly, most of the vehicles and marble system had been discontinued in 2015, so I was only able to get them used off eBay and goodwill auctions. I joined the discord community, and built my first layout.

I learned that this was VERY similar to an unreleased layout, so I re-configured it to that. A video about it will go live next month. I began working with the Roklink team to help with archiving parts, and fixing broken components. Some pieces I have are from 1997, older than me!

But it was time for something bigger, more grandiose! Now with a larger space, and more parts, I created monorail metropolis plus! I’ve still got MORE parts arriving soon… This may be getting out of hand.

In total, so far I’ve repaired 5 parts. You can find a guide I wrote about two of them here, on RokLink. Perhaps in the future I’ll connect mine to the internet as well, but that will be some time off, due to the crazy amount of things I’ve got coming up.

Lastly, I got Game Builder Garage. I was very excited when I saw this announced. I reminded me of Construct 3, a tool I used to create some of the games listed here on the website. The main reason I stopped, was because programming proved frustrating with it, and if you want to make something with more than 50 code objects, then you must pay $80/year. Compare this to the one-time fee of $30 for Game Builder Garage, and it was an easy choice. Right now I’m working on a de-make of the 3Ds game, Steel Diver.

IMC transfer, VGM Project, and Platform Racing 2

I’m pleased to announce that the transfer of the ImagineMC Minecraft Server has been successful, and Nintendo_Male is now overseeing the operation and management. I look forward to seeing what he does with it going forward. I still intend to work on the server now and again and continue to help Nintendo_Male with operations. Long live ImagineMC!

I’m also pleased to announce that we have rebranded Nintendo’s Music World to the VGM Project, to represent the expanding scope of the channel, from just Nintendo music to whatever video game music we can find that isn’t already uploaded in a high standard. (Also, there was too much search competition for anything with the world Nintendo in it)

Lastly, I have recently rediscovered a game I used to play call Platform Racing 2. I’ve made a portfolio post and video about it here. I’ve also made two multiplayer SMM2 levels inspired by campaign levels in PR2.

New Logo and Merch

This is the new logo for MrWonka. It replaces the former top hat logo I used for the website. It also now acts as the logo for our Discord and Steam group. I’ve replaced the top hat because it was a public domain image, and I wanted something that would be more specific to me.

The logo is representative of a few things to me, more obviously, the MW stands for MrWonka, and the colors, gray and purple, are representative of Willy Wonka. The placement of the letters draws a line upward, pointing to a better future. The M and W are actually the same character (the M is an upside down W), showing how we are more alike than different. The overlapping (the light blue streak) shows how together we can make something new.

ALSO I NOW HAVE MERCH. And its on sale too! Use the code 2021 for 10% off. (This ends in 2 weeks!)

I’ve created a new graphic design using the overview image of the FunLand themepark, with some tacky info for good measure. Now you too can become a walking advertisement! I also have the MW design available as a small logo on a shirt.